Patti Lynn Clark Barnett

Digital Music File

You don’t poke your finger in America’s eye
If you don’t want a piece of American Pie
Ain’t no cherries, its only the pits
Till you give us Binney, we ain’t gonna quit
You’ve done tweaked the nose
Of the gentle sleeping giant
You’ve done pulled the whiskers
Of the sleeping gentle lion

He’s an elongated desert horse rat
With a heart of hate and a dirty head wrap
He sits in his cave by the candle light
Telling Al Queda boys, “Go on out and fight"
That American bunch is now everywhere
Them sinners are saying we invited them here
Oh, boys, I think we might have
Made a mistake, Oh, boys
I think we made a big mistake

Chorus:
After all we’ve done to those guys
They’re still undivided, stronger and wise
This thing ain’t going according to plan
Nobody doesn’t like that President man
Oh, boys, I think we made a big mistake
We underestimated the American way

Now the desert’s loud, the fritters won’t bake
Can’t sleep when everything quivers and quakes
I wonder what’s happened to our rag tag band
Them Yanks are tearing up the Taliban
It’s dark and dank down here in the cave
Ain’t seen no sun since their judgment day

Oh boys, I think we might have made a mistake
We underestimated the United States
Well boys it’s gettin’ mighty smelly down here
I would venture out if I could change my gear
They’d pick me out like a snow white crow
I’m the long tall most wanted man you know
Oh, boys, I think we made a big mistake
We underestimated the United States

Well, this thing ain’t going according to plan
G. W. Bush is determined to win
After all we’ve done to those guys
We’ve only made them stronger and wise
Oh, boys, I think we made a big mistake
We underestimated the United States
We underestimated the United States”