Then there is the definition of hypocrisy, former Governor Elliot Spitzer. Is there no responsibility for personal behavior any more? What a joke! I don’t guess anyone as reckless and careless about their life and reputation as Spitzer will mind being the subject of a parody.
“Client No. 9? is my version of Tammy Wynette’s classic hit, “Apartment No. 9? and dedicated to the former Governor and all the other sad and pathetic,”Johns” out there.
Client No. 9 …or (Elliot’s Lament)
DIGITAL MUSIC FILE
I just followed the stairway
Leaving my conscience far behind
I’d find her waiting there for me
Her old client No. 9
Chorus:
Loneliness surrounds me
Without whore arms around me
And the sun will never shine
On this old client No. 9
Not so very long ago
They separated you and me
After all the cash I spent
Thet caught me now I’m history
I’ll keep waiting in this lonely room
Just in case you change your mind
If there’s a sale just give a call
To your old client No.9
