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I can't believe Bin Laden is still on the loose. Following 9-11, we were full of bravado and assurance that he would be easily captured. However, that has obviously not been the case. He has recently taunted America again with his tapes. In these new tapes, he boastfully predicts that Obama will have no more success in capturing him or winning the war in Afghanistan than his predecessor, President Bush.
My song, "Ode From the Cave", is a parody (with lots of truth) on how Bin Laden might have felt when the first American troops landed in Afghanistan. He was probably shaking in his sandals.
Digital Music File
You don’t poke your finger in America’s eye If you don’t want a piece of American pie Ain’t no cherries it's only the pits Till you give us Binney we ain’t gonna quit You’ve done tweaked the nose Of the gentle sleeping giant You’ve done pulled the whiskers Of the sleeping gentle lion
He’s an elongated desert horse rat With a heart full of hate and a dirty head wrap He sits in his cave by the candle light Telling Al Qaida boys, “Go out there and fight" That American bunch is everywhere Them sinners are saying we invited them here Oh, boys I think we might have Made a mistake Oh, boys I think we made a big mistake
Chorus: After all we’ve done to those guys They’re still undivided stronger and wise This thing ain’t going according to plan Nobody doesn’t like that President man Oh boys I think we made a big mistake We underestimated the United States
Now the desert’s loud the fritters won’t bake Can’t sleep when everything quivers and quakes I wonder what’s happened to our rag tag band Them Yanks are tearing up the Taliban It’s dark and dank down here in the cave Ain’t seen no sun since their judgment day Oh boysI think we might have made a mistake We underestimated the United States
Well boys it’s gettin’ mighty smelly down here I would venture out if I could change my gear But they'd pick me off like a snow white crow I’m the long tall most wanted man you know Oh, boys, I think we made a big mistake We underestimated the United States
Well, this thing ain’t going according to plan G. W. Bush is determined to win After all we’ve done to those guys We’ve only made them stronger and wise Oh, boys, I think we made a big mistake We underestimated the United States We underestimated the United States”
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