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Seems like he came straight down to me from heaven
Just when I needed his kind of love the most
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Halloween in Nashville PDF Print E-mail
Written by Patti Lynn   
Saturday, 25 October 2008 19:52

I am taking a light hearted break from the intensity of the campaign blogging trail to tell you this Halloween story. It is rather lengthy, so you may want to take a break mid way through. I'll be back soon promoting McCain/Palin and warning of the dangers of electing Obama/Biden.

In October of 1997, I accompanied my husband to Nashville, Tennessee where he was attending a conference at the beautiful Vanderbilt Plaza. There is no place more beautiful and festive than the campuses of Vanderbilt and Belmont in the fall. Having lived there, I wanted to visit some of our favorite sites including the Pancake Pantry in Hillsborough Village. They have the most delicious, mouth watering pancake breakfasts you'll find this side of heaven.
 
It was Halloween weekend and  on very short notice, someone told me that Porter Wagoner was performing at the Opry on Saturday night. I had met Porter years before and had shared my song writing efforts with him. He had been encouraging and told me to feel free to send him any future songs I would write--which I never did. So what was I supposed to do? Of course, I had to go!

Well, Stan was too tired to go after a day full of meetings. So, off I go on my own to Opry Land USA. I hopped the Opry Land shuttle from the hotel and then took the most frightening ride of my adult life! Grace, the crazy shuttle driver, was either drunk or high on something. She must have been making at least 80, 85 mph and every one was stone still. We were scared out of our wits, except for some ninnies in the back who complained they might miss the show when I asked Grace to please slow down. She was passing everything in sight and that tin can of a shuttle was shaking and weaving like crazy and nearly tilted over once!  She explained, "I'll get us there in time for the 9:00 PM show"! A Canadian couple behind me  thanked me and was very glad I'd spoken up. And I heard someone timidly mutter, "Better late than never" Surprisingly, we arrived alive---and on time.

No song writer goes to Nashville without songs. So, I had taken with me a tape of my newest ones that I would give to Porter Wagoner and that's all I had planned to do. I had no desire to stay through any of the show. We'd been there, done that while living in Nashville and once was enough. When explaining all of this to the sour old ticket seller at the door with a bone through her head (going through one ear and coming out the other-a really cute Halloween thingy) I was summarily, thoroughly and rudely dismissed. She turned her head, tuned me out and wouldn't even consider allowing me to take the tape to Porter or having someone do it for me. I realized she was just doing her job and I would have exercised more self control had she not been so unnecessarily rude.

So, as soon as her back was turned, I seized upon the opportunity to walk on in. I moreless floated in because I was in a state of shock at how easy it was. I went into the main auditorium where the show was in full bore, turned right, and casually stood against the wall to plan my next move. An usher came and kindly informed me there were some vacant seats up front, on the other side. His very friendly manner should have signaled something a bit odd here. But I followed him to a seat and sat down. The side stage entrance was just a few yard away. So, I immediately got up and walked over to the guard at the curtain and asked for permission to get back stage, escorted, to give the tape to Porter. No way, Jose! You would have thought Porter Wagoner was the Hope Diamond on legs! The guard then asked where I was sitting and I naively told him the 3rd row end seat thinking he'd possibly have someone come and take the tape to Porter.  Though the tape contained all the necessary informtion, I returned to the seat and wrote a short note to Porter reminding him of that offer he once made to listen to my songs years earlier. I would, at least, try getting the note and tape back stage some way, then take the next shuttle back to the hotel. A shuttle, hopefully driven by someone other than crazy Grace, the speed demon.

No sooner had I written my note  when I looked up to see a skinny, uniformed individual staring down at me with piercing little beady eyes,  demanding to see my ticket stub, knowing full well I didn't have one. Ordering me to stand up, he gripped my arm and proceeded to escort me down the corridor and out    

 Beet red, I tried to explain myself and my actual innocence but he was having none of it. I'd failed to get the tape and note to Porter. But that that was the least of my worries at that point. That little Barney Fife fellow forcefully escorted me down the length of the building and treated me like a hardened criminal there in front of everyone while TV cameras were rolling! OK, I'd snuck in without paying, but I knew I wasn't staying for the show. I felt nothing wrong in it.  However, I did repent, because technically, it was wrong and I soon felt the sting of retribution. I was horribly embarrassed and humiliated as that little over bearing, peanut of a guard enjoyed his shining law enforcement moment in capturing the dangerous criminal in the crowd!
 
Well, as Karma would have it, I'd just missed a shuttle and there was not another one until 11:00.The bone headed ticket seller was still there. But now she had a smug smirk of delight on her face as I was forced to purchase a $19 ticket necessary to legally sit through the rest of the show rather than just hang out with nothing to do. So, I went back in and just came to terms with the reality that no one was going to assist me in getting my tape to Porter and that was that.

After the show, we gathered to board crazy Grace's shuttle- Karma again!. However, her buzz had apparently worn off because she seemed subdued and drove safely enough on the way back to the hotel. I should have called my husband sometime in the interim because he was really worried. I thought I'd be back by 10:00 instead of nearly 12:00!

But I had been distracted and through a lot, indeed. We were just grateful I wasn't killed on that wild shuttle ride to the Opry or  landed in the slammer by the Barney Fife character. But it was one heck of an unforgettable Halloween week-end!!

Last Updated ( Sunday, 26 October 2008 12:25 )
 
Manhattan Street Performance PDF Print E-mail
Written by Patti Lynn   
Sunday, 27 July 2008 20:02

Can you say, "Street Performance"!? If you wondered who that was with red hair, wearng a huge straw hat, jeans and yellow stilettos, singing her heart out in the heart of Manhattan's Fifth Avenue yesterday….it was, yours truly.
 
I don't know about the passers-by, the by-standers or the several photographers, but I had a blatant blast!
You see it all in the Big Apple and I'm certain I was not all that unusual. But I was surprised when an interesting, blue haired, baggy pants, rappy looking guy came up to me and requested, "Sweet Georgia Brown". He said it had always been one of his favorite songs. He took umbrage at my surprise that he'd even heard of, "Sweet Georgia Brown" telling me not to judge him or his musical tastes by his hair and the way he dressed. Now, that was encouraging to hear from someone so young and it gave me hope that the new generation may have some wisdom after all Smile
 
In my elemental joy, I lost track of time and probably performed nearly two hours. I tried out songs I'd never performed before like, Waylon Jennings', "Anita, You're Dreaming" and Jessie Coulter's "I'm Not Lisa".  I love songs like these. And I always feel I do better on numbers I really like. The song list included everything from John Prine's "Muhlenberg County" to Cat Stevens', "Morning Has Broken" to "Consider the Lilies".  I repeated two songs I have always loved, but just recently learned, "On the Wings of a Snow White Dove" and, "Last Thing on My Mind".
 
Before I sang, someone repeated what you have always heard, "Music really is the universal language. It can evoke memories and emotions of specific times and places in a way which no other method is equal in ability.
 
When I told an acquaintance about my day, she said she was inspired and determined to get out of her comfort zone and, "do something challenging and different". And when she said something like singing would scare her to pieces, I reminded her of the much repeated Eleanor Roosevelt advice, "Do something everyday that scares you".

The ripple effect in all of life never ceases to amaze me. And I will be doing this again, God willing. 

 

Last Updated ( Sunday, 27 July 2008 20:56 )
 
Memorial Day with Andre Rieu PDF Print E-mail
Written by Patti Lynn   
Tuesday, 27 May 2008 20:37

I have memories of two unfortunate Memorial Days in the past. One was when I missed meeting my Maker, by a hair, in Scottsdale, Arizona that I recounted in last year's Memorial Day post. The other was when Wallace, our cat, got so badly hurt that he wound up in the hospital for a week. However, this Memorial Day experience was as positive as these other two were negative.
 
The Memorial Day week end started in New York and ended in Reading, Pennsylvania at an Andre Rieu concert. New York, as always, was brimming with excitement and people. The city was awash with the military. And I had the opportunity to speak with a few servicemen and tell them how much they are appreciated. And, as always, I advertise my website.  But I must spend most of this post on the high light of the year, so far. The Andre Rieu Concert!
 
I have seen Andre Rieu on TV several times and have been a fan for years. So, having the opportunity to finally see this maestro and his orchestra in person was an Event, to be sure! They played to a packed Sovereign Center last night in Reading, Pennsylvania. I wish I could even begin to describe the atmosphere and performance. When Andre Rieu and the "Gang" of musicians marched down the isle and took center stage the crowd went crazy. This is possibly the most beloved violinist and orchestra leader in the world. And his audiences include every age and social class. He crosses all barriers and just brings his audiences the joy of his music. His is the epitome of great music of our time, I believe. It was as colorful and entertaining evening as one could imagine. There were beautiful girls in wonderful gowns and the music ranged from Straus waltzes to Mozart concertos to mariachi boom boom to, "Amazing Grace". The vocalists were all, I suppose, among the best the world has to offer. Magnificent, is the word that comes to mind.

His violin playing and conducting are impeccable, as was the whole orchestra's performance. It was obvious that he requires nothing short of excellence from every musician as well as himself. So, we were all the recipients of this musical purity and beauty. One of the female sopranos was the youngest to win the Australian Opera award at nineteen. When she sang, "Ave Maria" it was truly like an angel, as Andre said when introducing her.  He assured us, before she sang, that we had never heard such a rendition before and he was right. The huge video screens allowed a close-up into the  beauty and expressions of all the musicians.

Andre had made several good natured jabs at Reading, a relative backwater in comparison to their usual venues. In his awkward English, he said, "We play all over the world, the word's biggest cities, but lately I have not been able to think of anything but, READING!" The people laughed and loved him. The evening was total entertainment from beginning to end. And the end seemed as if it would never come. The audience would not let them go and they played encore after encore.

I am just grateful that such music still exists and that there is a growing following for Rieu's entertainment. I am also grateful that my husband and I had the opportunity to see and enjoy such a night of entertainment and excellence. I hope you will not miss seeing him if he is ever anywhere near you. I promise you, you will then and only then know what I'm talking about. You will not regret it!

 
Shania Twain's Separation PDF Print E-mail
Written by Patti Lynn   
Tuesday, 20 May 2008 19:17
It saddens me to hear that Shania Twain and her husband, "Mutt" Lange are separating after 14 years of marriage. The country music field holds minimal appeal to me since much of it isn't even country. However, Shania Twain has always been someone I do admire very much, both professionally and personally. Her life is an inspiration to all who know how she's coped with tragedy and her talent seems boundless. I have high regard for this tough Canadian and not just because she was nice to me one Saturday afternoon in New York City.
 
 I spotted her and," Mutt" in a sea of people passing in the opposite direction at 57th and 5th Ave in 1997. I turned back and caught up with them at the cross street and asked her if she was, indeed, Shania Twain. She confirmed that she was with a sweet and amazingly gracious attitude. As we talked, both our husbands, Stan and Mutt stood a few feet away in opposite directions while the multitudes rushed by. I'd just written, "Diana" which I mentioned to her. She stood there in all that traffic and patiently listened to my song writing aspirations, asking me several questions. Due to legalities, she could not accept anything of mine; however, she did suggest that I send something to her record label, Mercury Records in Nashville.
 
Following a fruitless call to Mercury, I wrote her a letter which the kind folks at Mercury Records forwarded to her. Apparently, she'd thought they may make an exception in accepting my material. So, I informed her of their inflexible policy of NOT accepting outside material. She wrote a wonderfully heartfelt apology and said she, "Felt sure she would have liked my songs if she was able to hear them". I do understand the rip off law suits (People accusing artists of stealing their songs). I have often felt that way myself but proof is hard to present. Anyway, I appreciated her response and I shall never forget how beautiful and gracious she was. She has always been a favorite of mine and I wish her well.
 
I just hope and pray that she and "Mutt" will get back together. They are a team! Plus they have little Eja to consider.
 
Peep At The Pope PDF Print E-mail
Written by Patti Lynn   
Monday, 21 April 2008 19:00

After my intense conversation and battle of wits with Rich, I managed to navigate the dense maze of people and found my way to 57th and 5th by way of Madison Avenue. There were two rows of barricades on every block. One to keep people from completely blocking the side walk and the other to keep them from spilling into the street. One could enter only at positions guarded by the police. By the time I arrived, the human density inside was so great that there did not appear to be anywhere left to stand.

It was an amazing sight to behold! People of every tongue, stripe and hue and from many countries had waited for hours between the guard rails. Police were everywhere, helicopters were circling overhead and huge trucks blocked the avenue. Kids were riding their fathers' tired shoulders and voices sang out Hallelujahs from across the street. The patient anticipation and joy of those waiting for the Pope were mind boggling. I have to admit I don’t really understand it all. But I know I have never seen anything like it before and probably won’t again.

I met a girl named, Nila, who was on her lunch break. We were outside of the barricades, on the sidewalk and a significant distance from the street. And not a good venue from which to see the Pope. So, we decided to help each other over the rail to a little space we spotted near the street. It never occurred to either of us that we could have gotten in trouble for jumping the fence. But jump we did. We were determined to get a good look-see of the Pope.

Nila was a bit heftier than I, so a couple of gentlemen gladly offered a helping hand. However, my transit was a piece of cake in comparison. Once inside, we were surrounded by the faithful who were waiting for the chance of a life time. The half dozen people I met right around me were all there by similar circumstances as my own. None of us had expected or planned to be there. Presence by Providence had been granted and we were clearly there by, “Divine appointment”.

This was the belief of the mother we met whose children would be singing later in the day in the childrens' choir right next to the Pope at St. Joseph’s Cathedral. We all agreed with her, "Divine Providence" assessment and then I shared my experience with Rich, the Atheist. They, too, will pray for the conversion that he’s clearly never had. Another lovely lady, Lila, requested prayer for problems she is going through. The 35- 45 minutes waiting were spent in sweet, harmonious fellowship.

At last, the barricade trucks started moving out, helicopters spun lower overhead and the crowd started vigorously applauding louder and louder. Voices were lifted in Hallelujahs and we knew Pope Benedict XVI was on his way. The excitement built to an exhilarating crescendo, a sea of cameras shot into the air, flags were waving and everyone pressed forward to be as close as possible to the street and get the best possible sighting. I could hear mothers telling children, “How blessed” they were for the opportunity to witness this wonderful, historical occasion that might never happen again.

The great moment had arrived! First came a few long black limos followed by police cars and then a vehicle bearing an old rugged cross tilted and fastened to the back of a vehicle. It was an inspirational sight! Then finally, Pope Benedict XVI appeared! Rolling by us in the Pope mobile, there he sat up high, waving to all on both sides of the street, smiling in his own sweet, humble way.....So, there you have it.

I was not expecting to even get a glimpse, so I didn’t bring a camera. However, Lila, who’d requested prayer earlier, sensing my disappointment at not having a picture of the Pope and this historical occasion, offered to send me one. She offered without my asking and I believe she will do it.

It was a most glorious day. And Patti got a peep at the Pope!

Last Updated ( Monday, 19 May 2008 20:30 )
 
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